So I pipe in and say, with a big, cheesy grin plastered, "How about to Alaska?"
Mom: -.-
Me: But then you could be with Sarah Palin! *even bigger, cheesy grin*
*gasps* You could hunt together!!
Mom: *dirty look* I'm menopausal. Do you REALLY want to put a gun in my hand?
Me: *without hesitation* YUP!
Mom: The only thing I would be hunting is HER!
We all crack up at that. My mom leaves to go to her sewing room. Meanwhile my dad and I start up a scenario...
Dad: So I haven't seen your wife for a few days...
Me: Yes, she went on vacation to Alaska to hunt
Dad: Oh, what does she hunt?
Me: *another cheeky grin* Big game!
Then we start cracking up again, and I go to my mom to tell her our little scene... to which I receive a funny glare and an order to do my homework, which I don't start for another half hour
To continue my family's humorous, completely nonfiction tales, you can read about my dad, here: [link]





